Dana
Of anyone who I ever kept captive in my refrigerator, Dana deserved it the most. Do I need to go into specific reasons? I mean, JUST LOOK AT HER! She also deserved the easy listening parties that I threw in her honor for the week she stayed in my fridge before I moved her into larger quarters (a dumpster behind a bakery a few towns away). I planned out the whole week of listening parties in advance: Monday - Barry Manilow, Tuesday - Kenny G., Wednesday - John Denver, Thursday - Yanni, Friday - Michale Bolton, Saturday - Air Supply. Sunday she got off easy because I taped up her face and her air supply ran out. That was the day of the Elton John easy listening party and she breathed her last, appropriately enough, to "Candle In The Wind."
