ALEXIS ASSAULT AND LYDIA
Lexi and Lydia are a couple of cutie pies and what better place for pies than in my fridge to keep em nice and fresh?
Only natural for two young girl who be spending so much time together locked up in a fridge to take more n a casual interest in each other but these two were modest and shy so I done encouraged em to get a little friendlier and tied them purty little heads together to help them git over the awkwardness of their inevitable first kiss. Just call me cupit! Who? That am that little nekkid angel feller with the crossbow, Stupit!
Lexi were getting hungry after a couple days inner fridge so I done whipped out the hot pork sausage for her and damn that girl coulda swallowed it whole!
I told em to tell me they loves me but all they done was scream and cry.
Maybe they done needed some quiet time apart from each other to appreciate the likes of me more.
Maybe Lydia were cranky cause she aint had nuttin to eat in a coupler days. Feeding time for little Lydia. Couldn't give her none of that hot pork sausage cause Lexi done got her slobber all over it so I bought a jar of mayo up from the crawlspace.
Her bib done says, "I LOVE MY DADDY!" I reckon that means that little piece o chicken likes me.
Here come the choo choo train!
Here come the air-o-plane!
Here come the tears!
Watch you don't get none on yer purty little outfit and don't let none dribble down off yer bib...
Or Ima hafta change ya.
That Lexi am sexy and that Lydia am prettier than that other girl named Lydia who I done buried in my garden way back when.
Freezer burn?
That am what the freezer done got from you lookin' so hot, little Lexi. I love you more than a circus peanut omelet with mashed up police bone biscuits and little girl gravy.