
J A Y N E ....R I O T

I was down to one pack of candy cigarettes, a package of corn dogs that was way past the expiration date, a slab of hot pork sausage and not a whole lot else so there was plenty of room in my fridge. When I saw Jayne Riot with her pink wig and her hot little outfit in the supermarket, she looked good enough to eat and I knew then and there exactly where she going though she herself had no idea. An hour later she was waking up and in my fridge and I hadn't even bothered to buy any groceries except a sliver of watermelon and some horse radish roots but they were only a garnish for the main course, Jayne Riot.

Above: Jayne before waking.



Above: Just for kicks I put the camera in the fridge with Jayne on a self-timer and shut the door on her. This was the resulting pretty photo.


Above: Jayne missing the fresh air of the great outdoors or ANY air for that matter...