KITTY CARNAGE
When I first put Kitty into my fridge, she was dressed to kill in a polka dot dress. I hadn't cleaned the fridge in a while so I took the liberty of removing it for her. You know, to keep it clean. To help her pass the time in what would be the long days ahead, I put a clock in the fridge to give her something to listen to. She knocked it down almost immediately once she came to. It broke but looking the way she did, I couldn't stay mad at her for long.
So beautiful when she frowns....
So pretty when she pouts...
Hotter than lava when she wiggles around trying to loosen the ropes...
Her screams became my favorite symphony.
I miss Kitty terribly but I see a little of her everytime I look at my cats, who I fed her too. Judging by the way those little varmints wolfed her down, she tasted as good as she looked.