LYNDSAY, my circus peanut queen
The first time I done set my crossed eyes on purty little Lyndsay she were playin' kickball on the playground. I thought to myself that she looked real nice and I done decided to put her in my fridge. She were real purty and sexy and whatnot so I fed her circus peanuts cause I wanted to make her like me and favor me with her charms and whatnot. I done explained to her that circus peanuts am expensive but that I were willin' to treat her like a queen.
I told her to smile and to tell me that she likes my fridgerator. It am a real nice one. I were wearing my Sunday overalls.
Circus peanuts am good. It am raining circus peanuts!
I am a jeanyus so I know that it am gravity that am the reason why circus peanuts fall on Lyndsay when I turn the bag upside down. She kept screamin' and she were so loud that I stuffed a circus peanut into each of my ears and when that weren't cuttin' out her screamin enough the next stop for all them circus peanuts were plugging up her pie hole.
Lyndsay were real nice but lookin' at her made me think impure thoughts so I done poked myself in the eye with a spatula.