SAM DAYTON
Sam Dayton were a beach bunny. She were all about havin' fun in the sun and whatnot. When I done seen her lookin' all purty in her bikini and gettin' all tan and whatnot I knowed it were my duty as a righteous citizen to prevent her from gettin' too much sun as that am unhealthy so I done grabbed her, stuffed her in my trunk and then brought her back to my place where I put her in my frigerator. There ain't no dangerous Ultervilet Rays in my fridge and she ain't likely to sustain no injuries from getting stung by a jellyfish or bit by a shark or whatnot.
Now, I don't know who done put the Fun in Annette Funichello but I can tell you who done took the fun and Day light out of Sam Dayton. It were me. I been keepin' her looked in my fridge for about a week now. Yup. Sam am purty but apparently she don't know much about the dangers of going to the beach alone. I done learned her that lesson pretty good.
Thas right, Sam! You done woke up in a fridge! Haw haw haw!
She am a beach bunny and she gnawed at her ropes just like a real bunny! Haw haw!
