SONDI
Sondi was so maddeningly beautiful that she done made the voices start up in my head again. It were more of em then ever! It were like a whole simphony tellin me to grab her and lock her in my fridge.
Like some priceless painting painted by them old masters, I just wanted to put her in something like a frame and keep her beauty safe and all preserved like in a museum and what better place for that then my fridge.
Like some beautiful flower pressed in the pages of some book, I figured between the front and back walls of my fridge were a good place to keep her all pretty and nice.
Now, jest look at her! What kind of jury could ever blame me? Lookit them eyes...
That hair...
Them lips...Well, you can't see em behind the duct tape but Sondi done got gorgeous lips.
I just wanted to keep her with me and treat her real nice. I'd have even cooked for her if the cats and I had any food whatsoever but we ain't had nothing in weeks.
Sondi done looked good enough to eat. The cats and I sure did enjoy her! She were real nice.